Heads Up!!!

Thirsty for a brew, Blind Willie asks somebody where the closest tavern is. Being told there’s a bar directly to his left, he turns in that direction and unknowingly walks into an all girl biker bar. He manages to get himself up onto a bar stool and orders a pint from the bartender. They strike up a conversation and after a few minutes he asks, “Wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?”Knowing the man can’t see, the bartender answers, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it’s only fair to tell you that the bouncer is a 6 foot, 200 pound blonde girl. The two women to your right are both blonde marines. To your left is a professional kick boxer, also blonde, and next to her is a blonde-haired black belt in karate. I, too, am also blonde, and I a keep a Louisville Slugger behind the bar. Still wanna tell that joke?”Blind Willie, take another gulp of his beer and mumbles, “Shit, no. Not if I have to explain it six times.”